Friendly reminder and stuff.

I've made mention before that I am quite rude and crude on this blog. This is not the Michelle Phail Tumblr, where it's all straight up facts (my hats off to the ladies that work on the Tumblr). This blog is opinionated shit. I don't expect everyone to like my opinion; I expect most of you to hate it but read this shit anyway. Hell, I don't like most of your opinions. I know when I've been rude. I know when I have hypocritical moments. We all do it. Others pointing out exactly what I say makes as much sense as the crap ton of people that flocked to the fake account to announce "FAKE!"

It's too easy to point out Michelle's bullshit, as well as her fans. The people that think some sort of monumental effort goes into this blog are insane. If you don't believe me, make your own blog and talk shit like I do. It doesn't take a ton of time. And it's not hard. Especially if you're looking for lulzy screencaps of Michelle.

So, here's a reminder that you don't have to read this blog. You don't have to like what I write, nor what LOLrsk8s writes. I only say that because I've noticed a few comments that come off as, "Ugh, I can't believe I wasted my time on this shit." unless humorous memes or images are included at the end. Also, I don't write this to entertain everyone. I wouldn't even if I got paid, because it's impossible to please everyone. That, and my current job kicks too much ass. Fuck yeah, dental plan!

Almost forgot: My main e-mail address some how got out, and a lot of people saved it and have been asking a lot of questions. I'll be making a separate e-mail for FAQ soon. Just because I think it'd be hilarious. Thanks to the people that send awesome e-mails. And to those that have sent hateful stuff: If you really think I need to go kill myself, then I honestly suggest you get help (I'm looking at you, MP minions). Not kidding. I'm a massive mean bitch, and even I don't wish death upon others.

I don't know if I posed this before. If so, you all get to enjoy it again. Because I fucking love it.

More insanity from Michelle's "Phans".

It's not a surprise to anyone at this point that a majority of Michelle's fan base is made up of absolute assholes. They certainly reflect the personality of their guru.

Michelle recently made an announcement of a fake Facebook page and asked her fans to flag it only because people were saying rude things about her on it. 1. It's the internet, Michelle. Get used to it. No one did anything outstandingly bad. 2. So, the other fake pages are okay? I see how it is.

LOLrsk8s was nice enough to screen cap these and send them to me. I had zero interest in going to the page for myself to see what was happening. Insults, wishes of death, pure assholery. What else is to be expected from her minions?

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Aaaaand more...

And this is the last of it. It was all the same shit.

Why do people do this? Why the fuck do they announce the same shit over and over? "IT'S A FAKE!" OH, REALLY? IT'S ONLY BEEN SAID SEVERAL HUNDRED TIMES. A FEW HUNDRED MORE WON'T HURT.

Then, from what I was told, several fans and non-fans began to point out how bad it was that people were plaguing the page with insults and death threats, and how that put them on the same level as the person that made the profile. Well, no, it doesn't. The person that made the profile never once uttered a death threat, to my knowledge.

A few comments pointed out how Michelle only asked people to flag the page, not to insult the person, and that she would not approve. Apparently, she does approve. Just look at her past "I'm better than you" behavior. She's never made a point to talk about how her fans cyber-bullying, and making asses of themselves in general, isn't the best thing to do. For someone that occasionally speaks against cyber-bullying (then harasses the shit out of a 16 year old on Twitter), posts about being a good Christian, and avoiding negativity, she sure welcomes the drama llama into her life with open arms. Michelle is obviously unhappy with her life. Money really doesn't buy happiness, at least not all of the time.