You didn't post opinions, U MUST B A HATER!

If you are new to this blog, read this post before getting a big dick.

Chances are if you pay attention to this blog, you found it through the Michelle Phail Tumblr. And if that is the case, you probably have already seen, or will see, this post.

That poor Tumblr page seems to attract more vicious assholes than any other site, including this one. People come here with their undies in a knot for many reasons, may it be my swearing, calling Michelle a liar and heartless bitch, or even just because I don't fucking like her. But as I've said several times before, the Tumblr is straight up facts. No opinions. Yet the minions go there with "I can't believe people like you exist" and "you're stupid for hating Michelle" comments, as well as the normal list of insults.

It amuses me when someone makes a very foul and insulting comment then wraps it up with "spread the love" or "btw I'm not a fan of Michelle's". Yes you are, you just wrote a short essay defending her and calling everyone else assholes. Don't think you can throw that in there to save yourself from looking like a self-righteous dick.

Seriously, let's break this down:
The Tumblr showcases some crazy shit Michelle has done, such as sending her minions to bitch out a 16 year old on Twitter, posting a snide apology for the attack (much later), the heaps of lies about IQQU and the FDA, being an ass to other gurus, being an ass to her fans, sending her minions to attack what ended up being an innocent fan-page ran by a 13 year old fan on Facebook, and so much more. No opinions included. No trash-talk included. It's as straight-up honest as it gets.

Yet, people go to the Tumblr claiming the contributors are heartless, have no lives, must be fat, must be ugly, must be jealous, need to die, need to commit suicide, etc. and form such insults into a few paragraphs in an attempt to look smart and "right" while being rude and sometimes trying to make it personal. All over quotes and screencaps (some of which Michelle never deleted). The truth hurts, doesn't it?

Those people are blind minions. They probably haven't read a damn thing on the Tumblr, except for maybe entry titles, and all they know is that it disagrees with what they love, and they can't stand that. The only way they know to act is to be as rude as possible. Has that ever got them what they wanted out of life? Do they call their parents "stupid bitches" when they don't get a ride to the mall? I sure as hell hope not.

I can understand we all have at least one thing in our life we guard viciously to the point we are illogical. But a make-up guru on Youtube? That's what you're immaturely, and stupidly defending? She must not mean that much to you if you're okay with telling people that don't agree with you to go die. Seems like if you genuinely love something, you'd have a good head on your shoulders about it. But Michelle's "phans" reflect who she is; a very snide, money-hungry, deceptive person that hides behind God. And sometimes Photoshop.

Do I expect anyone to take this seriously? No, not really. But I like the Tumblr a lot. And I admire the contributors for not getting rudely opinionated, unlike myself. You can call me a hypocrite all you want. You can even tell me to kill myself if you want. You're just providing more evidence that Michelle is thrilled to have such horrible, nasty fans that are foul to the point they wish ill-will and death upon others.

Once again, I don't know how to end a post.

Have this:

Even during bad times, it's all about Michelle.

VARIETY (sort of) POST! AREN'T YOU ALL FUCKING THRILLED???

First, this shit right here (all images can be clicked to enlarge):

Michelle never, ever takes time to mention that lighting, angles, the the type of camera being used can contribute to how a person looks. I think her laying method is a load of shit. I have a few cousins that have tried it with different products. They all ended up getting clogged pores from all of the stuff used, most of it never made a difference despite a 4 month trial, and their skin ended up looking exhausted from having so much stuff piled on before bed. This might work for some people, but I doubt those people are all using such expensive serums, moisturizers, creams, etc. From what I have read and been told, the earliest a person should start using serums is their mid-twenties (correct me if I am wrong). And I believe that using wrinkle cream in your teens and early twenties is a solid waste of cash. Why are you fighting something that hasn't even begun to show up yet? "You want to prevent now." Then wear sun screen, drink water, and all the other shit you're told by gurus every single day.

I also believe she's been wearing some kind of foundation or tinted moisturizer in her recent videos, claiming to be bare skinned. Well, I believe that to be true for a lot of her videos. Because if her skin looks rough, at all, she's called out on it. And then when the next video rolls around, *gasp*, her skin look far more even and poreless. Sorry, but your skin can't read comments on Youtube and magically repair itself so quickly every damn time.

And shit, Michelle, would it kill you to buy some Chapstick? Or do you need to go buy a super expensive balm? That $20,000+ a month sure burns a hole in her pocket.

And how about her new bangs...

I thought those bangs were fake at first. I have no doubt she dyed her hair black to hide damage. She needs to go to a good hair dresser to get her split ends trimmed and advice on how to keep her hair healthy. Most of the time her hair looks like a Halloween wig because it appears so dry. BUY CONDITIONER. IT IS YOUR FRIEND. And bangs "make you look younger"? Since when? Michelle is all about looking young. She is going to shit herself the day she turns 30. Or 25.

Now onto something that gave my blog a fuck ton of traffic from the Michelle Phail Tumblr and made several people shit so many bricks they could have made a fort and bombed my ass:
Turns out the person that made the Michelle Phan fan page that got a lot of (negative) attention was a 13 year old female fan of Michelle's. She's handled all of the insults and threats very well, I must say. She has my respect. She hasn't taken down the page despite the bitching, and there is no reason for her to. Some of Michelle's intelligent fans began pointing out how fucking insane it got.

My argument still stands: Michelle enjoys that poor girl being bashed. Otherwise she'd take the time to make note of how fucking horrible it is for her fans to make paragraphs of "You must be really ugly show yourself", "poor shallow bitch you have no life", "go die" comments. Her fans told a 13 year old girl to go die. No surprise. They told a 16 year old on Twitter that harmlessly stated her opinion to go kill herself. I can't really be surprised by their fuckery anymore. And Michelle didn't give two flying fucks about the Twitter thing, either. She made a very half assed apology that came off as, "I did nothing wrong, you all took it too far, that girl is stupid, the end." Michelle just doesn't give a fuck.

SPEAKING OF MICHELLE NOT GIVING A FUCK...

It really irks me how Michelle brings up prayer, family, and friends when shit goes wrong, or when feels she needs sympathy to hide a previous fuck up only to create a bigger clusterfuck. I have nothing against prayer. I have something against people that seem to hide behind it.

But what's more irritating is how she had to state how she had a shit day. And not even just say, "I had a bad day but..." or this "This makes me think twice about my problems..." No. She had to mention specifics. She should have known better than to have left expensive ass make-up and a goddamned laptop from her fucking car. First of all, where the fuck are you going that you need a valet? Second, how could you not know this shit happens? It isn't rare. At all. That is your own fuck up, ma'am. Why did she mention that? Does she have a Paypal account that she's hoping people will pour money into? Mother fucker, you make $20,000 a month. Don't be a stupid whiny bitch just because you have money.

Don't get me wrong, I'm glad she mentioned donating to the Red Cross, it's something legit. It's horrible how people make fraud donation sites at such critical times. But having that been said, I won't be surprised if Michelle makes some half-assed video for her charity channel for this soon. The only videos that I recall her making being linked to charity sites were the ones for St. Jude via Lancome, and one for malaria (I don't remember which site she linked to). Other videos, well, we've never been told how much money is made, what charities they go to, nor when. And when asked, she pretends not to notice, and never answers.

And the only reason I can see her making a video for this is to remind everyone that she is Asian. Whoopteefuckingdoo. Feel sympathy for the victims, not the specific races. And if you don't give a shit, don't pretend to. This isn't a fucking bandwagon, Michelle. 

And she better get her shit straight if she does make a video. If anyone saw the malaria video, you probably saw a comment from someone that actually had malaria, POLITELY correcting Michelle on her inaccurate facts. Michelle responded very fucking rudely, as normal. You asshole, you have never had malaria, and you probably don't know anyone that has had malaria. So don't get a big dick just because you Googled malaria, pulled up the first link, and read 3-4 sentences on it.

I only hope that if she does make a video the money does go to a reputable charity. Or better: Leave a link to a good site that takes direct donations.

More insanity from Michelle's "Phans".

It's not a surprise to anyone at this point that a majority of Michelle's fan base is made up of absolute assholes. They certainly reflect the personality of their guru.

Michelle recently made an announcement of a fake Facebook page and asked her fans to flag it only because people were saying rude things about her on it. 1. It's the internet, Michelle. Get used to it. No one did anything outstandingly bad. 2. So, the other fake pages are okay? I see how it is.

LOLrsk8s was nice enough to screen cap these and send them to me. I had zero interest in going to the page for myself to see what was happening. Insults, wishes of death, pure assholery. What else is to be expected from her minions?

Click the images to enlarge them.

Aaaaand more...

And this is the last of it. It was all the same shit.

Why do people do this? Why the fuck do they announce the same shit over and over? "IT'S A FAKE!" OH, REALLY? IT'S ONLY BEEN SAID SEVERAL HUNDRED TIMES. A FEW HUNDRED MORE WON'T HURT.

Then, from what I was told, several fans and non-fans began to point out how bad it was that people were plaguing the page with insults and death threats, and how that put them on the same level as the person that made the profile. Well, no, it doesn't. The person that made the profile never once uttered a death threat, to my knowledge.

A few comments pointed out how Michelle only asked people to flag the page, not to insult the person, and that she would not approve. Apparently, she does approve. Just look at her past "I'm better than you" behavior. She's never made a point to talk about how her fans cyber-bullying, and making asses of themselves in general, isn't the best thing to do. For someone that occasionally speaks against cyber-bullying (then harasses the shit out of a 16 year old on Twitter), posts about being a good Christian, and avoiding negativity, she sure welcomes the drama llama into her life with open arms. Michelle is obviously unhappy with her life. Money really doesn't buy happiness, at least not all of the time.