It's that time of year again...

Time for more Michelle Phail cosplay disasters. One of this year's victims: Chi (or Chii) from Chobits. Like no one saw that coming.

NO SOUL. NO SOUL AT ALL.

With those contacts, and that vacant facial expression, she looks like she was possessed by a drug abusing demon that's in the mood for some munches. Not attractive. Chi can get away with such eyes because 1. she's a persocom and 2. she's a fictional character.

This isn't her worse cosplay attempt. I say that because others are far worse. All the princess looks she's done were mediocre at best. However, the cosplay make-up attempts in relation to anime/manga seem to be the holy grail of failure. Nana could have easily been done better. Hatsune Miku was fucking awful. 

Trying waaaaaaay too hard.

It is completely possible to execute brilliant cosplay without adding a dozen layers of "anime eyes" make-up.

Her Sailor Moon make-up, however, will probably always be the worst. 

People, when you draw anime eyes around your real eyes, you're not fooling anyone. You don't look like you jumped out of the manga nor TV and into the real world. You look like you drew a bunch of distracting shit on your face. This is something professional cosplayers laugh at. It looks absolutely ridiculous. 

I'm not even going to stick around to see how she ruins Rinoa. The costume is bad efuckingnough. She's going to ramble for too damn long about how she's a "gamer girl" and "true love yadda yadda" and more "omg I'm such a nerd"... Jesus Christ. Stop pretending to be part of my fandoms.  

Get that shit out of here.

Long time no see

Holy crap, people are still subscribed? Impressive, considering no one takes the time to post here like they used to (myself included). We were all keeping up with Lela Warren's please-sue-me-now drama, but there hasn't been an update on it from anyone involved in a month or so.
Never mind, a few minutes after posting this I scrolled across this comment on the GS Complaints Facebook page:

"I know I've been very quiet lately as I followed up on a lot of things. I have filed a FOIA request with FDA to see what the outcome of their investigation was and am awaiting contact from them. I have also been in contact with the FTC andseveral attorneys regarding the misuse of my personal information. I have been contacted by several media outlets about the GS situation as well. There is a long overdue post coming soon, although to be honest some of the issues regarding the release of my PII will have to remain between me and my attorneys for the time being. I understand your frustration and you must do what is best for you, but know that though I've gone blogsilent that does not mean I've given up personally. ~F"

And Michelle Phan is the same lying, manipulative, hiding-behind-religion, fake smiling, sellout that she's been for a long while now. And her phans are still just as hypocritical and malicious as ever.

Michelle has NOT:
- Stopped lying.
- Decided that hiding behind religion makes you look like a douche.
- Backed off on coloring her hair. Girl, give your hair a rest.
- Seized to play victim after posting photos of herself in a revealing outfit/swimsuits then claiming she got bad comments. I never saw any. I think she just wanted her fans to say stuff like "omg fuk ur hatrz". It worked.
- Cut back on the fake smiling.
- Stepped down from her I can be jack of all trades AND master of all attitude.
- Realized that she is not God's gift to the world of fashion and cosmetics.

Business as usual. Still as nauseating as ever. She's also taken up writing, directing, and acting (all for her, not for anyone else), according to one of her recent status updates. She will only get more high on herself if she releases auto-tuned music. At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if that happened.

Oh, she also never stopped reminding people that she's Asian.

Mister Hairdresser is not pleased.

Let's get back to "normal" posting, shall we?

What's wrong with this? All of it. I doubt anyone said they "hated" the video. Maybe a comment or two out of a fuck ton. The big problem is that Michelle has never been accepting of constructive criticism. Even the most thoughtful, and helpful comments are treated just the same as "ur vids r stoopid" and "fuck you" comments. I guarantee you her obsession with deleting comments is far from over.

These videos are boring. I rather be sitting in history class. Hell, I rather go to the park and watch dogs squeeze out turds. Lots of gurus are doing this now. A lot of channels have spawned just for stuff like this. And this shit is far from new. It's really been stuffed in our faces for the past 2-3 years. And plenty of websites and magazines republish this stuff every freaking season like it's brand damn new. But Michelle has been out of original ideas for a long time now, so it's not a surprise.

And I suddenly remembered that she never uploaded that Ice Princess tutorial she filmed with Promise. She said the lighting sucked, and wanted to re-film it. Here's a tip: Don't film when the lighting sucks ass.

Why doesn't she give credit for those quotes? Oh, yeah, because some of her minions are stupid enough to believe that she (Michelle) actually said that stuff. And she loves it.

One again, Michelle is trying to convince everyone that she is a gamer girl when she is a "GURL gamer". I remember being a kid in the 90's playing video games, and getting made fun of. Now, apparently, you're shit if you don't play video games. But as long as you play one or two games that everyone and their grandma is playing, it counts. Right, Michelle?

I want to know something

Hello lovers, haters, and masturbaters (lol Shimmy). It's Ty again. I'm going to be writing everything for a while and saving it all as drafts so E.B. can approve it all. So get used to the cluster fuckery. Anywho, I was reminded of something MP related today and I don't believe the situation ever got a direct answer. Some of you might be familiar with Michelle's old ass "Electric Zoo" contest, where the winner would receive a trip to LA to go to some club that looked like it was for Asians only. Here's a screen still from that Michelle's "improvised" make-up:

Oh, honey, could you be more sloppy? At least put some damn mascara on. What a poor rip of ManWomanFilm's zebra look. And for the minions that were not around during the time this occurred, yes bitches that is a real screen still. She's been half assing her videos for a good while now. Michelle was called out on the rip, and despite her constant claims of having never seen MWF's looks before, she eventually caved and screened or deleted the video. And as a special shout-out to mzddd22 on Youtube: Honey, your zebra look was not "inspired" by MWF. It was the same damn thing, it's a copy. It loks fine, btu it's a damn copy. Anywho, the girl that won the contest was, of course, Asian. Her "Kevin" (from Disney/Pixar's UP) inspired look is still on Youtube.

So, here is my question: Did she ever get flown out to LA for the super racist Asian club thing? Or was this yet another fake contest by Michelle Phalse with a predetermined winner so she can cover her ass?

HOLY FUCKING SCREEN CAPS, BATMAN.

I DID NOT SCREEN CAP ANY OF THESE, nor did I write anything on them. Some posters over at GuruGossip got all of these delightful gems, and wrote on them. I wanted to post them myself just in case they were to vanish. These are posted in no specific order. Most of them are in regards to Michelle's "Haters are just confused admirers" status update on Facebook, that has been deleted due to the fact that Michelle can't stand it when anyone disagrees with her, no matter how nice they are about it.

If you screen capped any of these, feel free to come take credit.

 

And yes, she said, "Haters are just confused admirers". Really? Jesus tap-dancing Christ, Michelle... Get off of your high horse before it kicks you clean off and into a pile of cow doodie. 

ALL OF THESE CAN BE CLICKED TO BE ENLARGED.

^^^ I fucking love that comment so much you have no idea.

^^^ Kind of amusing how Michelle says, "We're all hypocrites" instead of "I'm hypocritical". God forbid she single herself out in the wrong. While I firmly believe that everyone has hypocritical moments, it's painfully obvious that Michelle believes she is perfect and can do no wrong. She she says stuff like that to cover her ass. It isn't really working out for her anymore.

^^^ Michelle has rarely done anything to thank her fans and psychotic minions. She has the money to host contests and give-a-ways out the ass, yet she doesn't. She won't even acknowledge a fan 9 out of 10 times unless there's riff-raff going on and they're in her favor and/or kissing her ass.

I LOVE THIS NEXT COMMENT FOREVER.

Michelle does have some smart fans. ^^^ And lol, "weak sauce". 

I think that's everything. Truth be told, I'm surprised Michelle hasn't hired an intern, or something, to monitor the shit out of her pages and delete anything that can be taken negatively. Even if it's a comment where someone gave her an innocent inch, and she stretched it out a mile to find something completely out of context to claim it to be a hateful comment.

A REAL cherry blossom tutorial

If you are new here or a lazy minion that wants to bitch, read this first.
^^^ The disclaimer page has been updated for the big kids. I actually do appreciate rude comments; they're proof that Michelle's fans are malevolent. But, thanks also to the people that leave nice comments. I didn't forget you guys. <3 ALSO, ADSENSE.

Well, I got behind on posts. Again. Shit happens. I have a lot of crap that needs to be posted; I might knock another post out after this one.

Anyway, some of you regular readers might recall that Michelle did a half-assed cherry blossom make-up tutorial to raise money for Japan's earthquake/tsunami relief fund. The look, at best, was very lazy. Lighting sucked, colors were muddy, no real effort. For someone that lies to the FDA and FTC, and gets paid by Lancome to do one make-up video a month, you'd think she'd give more of a shit (even if the video wasn't for Lancome). Especially since her updates, specifically make-up tutorials, are rare as hell now. She looks so bored in her videos it almost seems painful.

Anyway, I, as well as a few other contributors, are giant fans of ManWomanFilm on Youtube. We appreciate her looks, the variety of music, settings, and even occasional little shows thrown into her videos. She has uploaded two Cherry Blossom tutorial videos, and we love them. There have been some pretty lulzy comments with people comparing/favoring ManWomanFilm over Michelle. Personally, I think there is no comparison; MWF has a different style about herself and obviously makes videos for fun, not money.

I didn't post screen caps comparing the looks, because I want you all to go to MWF's channel and see her videos for yourself.

No funny picture this time. Sorry.

EDIT: Forgot to post a link to this. The Tumblr already posted it, but I am too, because I like it. If you don't check out the link, at least read this paragraph from it:

"Michelle isn’t just a beauty blogger anymore, guys. She has entered the professional world, she did so a little more than a year ago. I don’t really care that she makes mistakes, if she would suck it up and take responsibility for them, or at least acknowledge that they happened. But she doesn’t. That is why people nitpick, and why people get pissed off when she makes huge mistakes. She blatantly lies to her fans and they eat it up, they eat it up like a dog given a snack."

 THANK YOU.

You've got somethin' on your teeth...

If you're new to the blog, read this before getting a big dick.

I didn't feel like posting anything today, but I wanted to get this shit up (the last part of it, really) in case the video is removed/hidden or if Michelle starts making excuses.

First, some of the shit that's been on her Facebook page recently... (As usual all images can be clicked to be enlarged.)

1. Posting links to your own old videos? Sorry, but it sounds like her AdSense isn't filling up fast enough, and she isn't inspired enough to make a new video.

2. I don't love Tidus nor Yuna. To me, FFX was the official starting point for the FF games going downhill. She already said in a video that she's been a fan since FFVII. The earlier FF games were pretty damn great, too. IV was epic, and VI was pretty damn perfect to me. Kefka... no one can kick his ass. I'm sorry, I just really fucking hate it when she pretends to be a fantard of stuff she could probably give a fuck less about.

Uh, no, he looks like he got a bad spray tan and is sick with a cold and in the middle of a sneeze due to allergies stirred up by that horrid wig.

Oh fuck, it's the return of the terrifying circle lenses.

1. I'm sure that quote is in some sort of self defense.

2. Oh, no, she's doing "favorites" videos now? And why the fuck is she making that face? Stop it. That face is never sexy. Ever.

GODDAMMIT THOSE LENSES ARE FUCKING CREEPY.

ALSO: Someone told me she had lipstick/stain/whatever on her teeth in this video. I asked for screencaps, but none of them are super clear. It could be mistaken for a shadow. But I'll take their word for it.

But apparently several people think it is lipstick on her teeth...

Second comment, you are right. She needs to show proof of the damn donations. Other Youtube celebs are showing evidence (Bubzbeauty, NigaHiga, etc.). She's almost never made mention of what charities were receiving how much money unless she was partnered up (and most likely paid) to do it; like with the Lancome and St. Jude video.

I'm guessing the video will either a) mysteriously vanish or b) she'll be like "it's just a shadow, not lipstick, don't hate :))))))" Buh, fuck.

Michelle's Twitter makes my brain melt

I don't use Twitter, and neither do the few people that contribute to these posts. But I've come to realize that if we did we'd be posting just about everything Michelle Tweets, because almost all of it is completely ass-backwards retarded. Her recent Tweets defending XX are sickening. I don't give a fuck about that Peter guy, XX has always been a massive bitch and continues to do so, even if she isn't provoked. Michelle defends her because she's just as bad. Some innocent Christian she is.

Click to enlarge...

The other tweets were just boring or flat out stupid...

I'm starting to think she's moving just so she'll have an excuse to buy more shit.

On a happier note:

An assortment of... I don't even know...

If you're new to this blog, read this post before getting a big dick.

I'm gonna try and post the random clutter before I get to the core of the post. Because I'm not solid on what's going on.

Oh, goody. I saw what this mess looks like, now I won't feel tempted to watch the crappy video for it.

Looks like every other tutorial she's ever done. She looks bored as shit. *yawn* Moving on...

1. Quality over quantity, you say? Stop trying to be a sneaky hater, Michelle. You lack both quality and quantity.

2. No. You don't need a fucking piano. You will never learn how to play it. It will it there and get no use other than appearing in the backgrounds of photos. And way to post one of the most popular piano pieces from the FF series. Some "nerd" you are. Play the old games, lazy. No, she'll just hire someone to play hem for her.

Now we get to the point where I don't know what's going on 100%. If you know what's going on, have links, screencaps, etc. please discuss in the comments.

I don't check XiaXue's blog. I can't stand seeing her overly photoshopped face, split ends, and bad cosmetic surgery. I can't stand her shitty-ass attitude and psycho-fuck fans. But apparently some guy named Peter (I think) gave her shit for whatever reason. He was hateful, racist, and when it was found out he faked having a girlfriend (making separate accounts pretending to be her), XX rose all hell and the death threats poured in. She seems to find it funny telling people to kill themselves. And Michelle heavily supports this behavior. We know this from the whole people need to get "raped" with a "bayonet" thing.

Anyway, Peter shouldn't have beat the wasps' nest. But XX, as usual, chose to me immature as fuck and wreak more havoc by talking about the guy killing himself and fully supporting her minions to encourage him to commit suicide. I'm a total bitch-tit, but I don't support death threats. I never will. It's not funny.

What came of that? This post by Bubz. If it isn't obvious by past posts, Bubz has my support. She's had far more severe hater issues than Michelle (trust me on that one, it would take too long to explain), but she always finds a classy way to deal with the bullshit. How does she manage? I'm not entirely sure. I guess because she has a real and enjoyable life. There is passion in her videos, she has her clothing line, she's working on a make-up brush line, and she just seems to enjoy life. Unlike rich, spoiled Michelle that does no real work and has no real friends; only people that ride her coattails. Even that won't last forever.

Anyway, some time after that post Michelle posted this steaming pile of fresh shit:

 

You can click that to enlarge it, btw. Michelle, I know you have stupid fans that think you're an innocent person, but I'm sure you are the only one that views yourself as holy. She totally reached up her own ass to pull out this shit. I don't think anyone said a goddamn word to her in regards to her supporting XX being a total bitch. Michelle wants drama in her life. Even if she has to bullshit to provoke the crap that already exists.

And, of course, she once again hides behind religion. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

Whatever, psycho.

And was this Tweet to Bubz REALLY CALLED FOR?

That comes off as malicious as hell. No shit stress causes wrinkles, you damn back-handed bitch. Lying your ass off and being a shit person will cause the karma fairy to give you some mean ass wrinkles later down the road, as well. Why don't you admit to being pissed with someone instead of playing the passive-aggressive I'm-not-really-mad-but-I-am card?

She wants to start more shit. She really does. There was no need, no need to Tweet that snide ass crap to Bubz.

I don't even know how to end this. Dammit all.

Ugh, no, let's try something cute...

Much, much better.


AWESOME EDIT:

I was sent this and told that Bubz posted it on her page (click to enlarge)...

That is the nicest fucking thing I have read in a long time. This is the stuff Michelle pretends to live by and lies about. Disgusting. I'm glad Bubz isn't corrupt; I hope she never is.