Xiaxue got ANOTHER nose job? + Fail article is FAIL.

 EDIT: A special hello to all of the butthurt minions that found my blog through the Michelle Phail Tumblr. Thanks for being evidence that "Phans" are massive hypocrites that don't read for shit. I now have AdSense. Go fucking crazy.



I'm late the party on this, I know.

The other day, one of my friends mentioned that Xiaxue got another nose job, and I laughed in her face. I honestly thought she was joking until I saw the post for myself.

I have never been a fan of XX, nor understood her popularity. She's another Paris Hilton as far as I'm concerned: Famous for nothing. 

Truthfully, I don't care what people do with their bodies, as long as they've actually put some thought into it. Physically, XX is a grown ass woman and she can do what she wants. Mentally, she acts like a severely butthurt 16 year old rebelling against the world. She is one of those "my way or the highway" people that can't accept that fans/haters on the internet have opinions, and are vicious as fuck because they are behind a monitor. I am no exception to this.

I honestly can't believe she has a fanbase. Especially after the whole "rape you with a bayonet" thing that she actually got fucking supported on. Her fans, as well as Michelle Phan, backed her up on that shit. That's so goddamn disgusting. I know sisterhood is pretty much dead, but wishing rape upon another is fucking filthy.

But back to the nose job...
I don't think XX will ever be happy with the way she looks. Ever. There was NOTHING wrong with how she looked before.

She looks stunning there. But for some reason, she felt the need to get 2 nose jobs, bleach her hair (poorly, I might add), bleach her brows to the point you can't see them, wear circle lenses almost all of the time, and obsess over other physical features of hers that don't really need to be altered. She looks fucking creepy.

 No one cares about your retainer but you.

ALSO:
One of my friends linked me to this garbage last night. Some how I missed it before. Probably because it's a load of stale turds.

In case you don't want to go to the page (it only contains two minion comments that are not lulzy), here's the short, oblivious article:

Ugly and unforgiving words were thrown but most were directed towards Michelle Phan.
Forums, especially the ones from GuruGossip, were hammering insults and banters on Michelle Phan's Disney Princesses video with Xiaxue. Xiaxue blogged on 2nd November on this debacle. Some called Michelle a hypocrite and scammer for making use of Xiaxue to stand up for her in her blog.
Xiaxue could not understand how Michelle could take these insults on a daily basis, but since they are also talking about her too, "I'm not gonna let them write s*** about me like that without fighting back!"
Xiaxue also mentioned in her post that her readers sent her countless links to these forums to warn her against doing a collaboration video with Michelle.
Apparently, PhanHaters existed even way before their collaborated video. Her haters actually took the trouble to create a tumblr account, name it "Michelle Phail" and blog about her on a regular basis.

Tsk Tsk. The things web celebrities go through...

Oh, dear god, Bianca Zen, do your research next time.

1. Guru Gossip is fucked. I already wrote about that. But no one should be surprised of the stuff that comes from that site. Not ever.


2. Michelle IS a hypocrite. And she's fucking filthy for standing up for XX in regards to the rape comment.

3. XX gets her fair share of shit, and just like Michelle, she practically asks for it. 

4. If Michelle wasn't able to "take these insults on a daily basis" she would have been off the internet a long ass time ago.


5. "Apparently, PhanHaters existed even way before their collaborated video." NO! REALLY? Jesus tap-dancing Christ do your fucking research, lady.


6. Don't be hatin' because the Tumblr is right and you are wrong.

7. "Tsk Tsk. The things web celebrities go through..." I hope this person is not considering a career in writing.

LOLrsk8s is an ass for getting me hooked on this show.

No, Linda Le, you are not a "geek".

***This isn't a post about Michelle Phan. It just mentions her.

Linda Le, AKA Vampy Bit Me, is a "model", and I guess a "writer". And apparently a "geek" and a"gamer". All that shit is in quotes because I think it's all a big load. The only thing she does for her modeling photos is dress up. She almost always wears the same make-up, same circle lenses, same lid tape, same mouth sort of open "teehee" look... Nothing unique. She's also been recognized as a cosplayer, which is bullshit because she doesn't make her own costumes, she is provided with them already made, and she has connections with professional photographers. Not far to the rest of the community.

As for being a "gamer", she's as much of a gamer as Michelle is, if that tells you anything.

 Who the fuck gets full blown dolled up to play a video game?

In case you are confused on the different types of gamers, please refer to this (click to enlarge):

Michelle and Linda are "GURL gamers".

Linda Le does the same thing when ever she posts pictures or videos involving games: You can tell her make-up is fresh and she picked out something to wear just for that. Usually a low-cut top and short-shorts. Look, I don't have anything against women with big boobs or tit jobs, but you don't have to show your cleavage all the damn time. I'm not saying nerdy, dorky, geeky, etc. girls have to be ugly, or can't be sexy. I know plenty of girl gamers that are pretty damn fine. But when you bring up some type of technological luxury, and you almost always attach a photo of yourself featuring your cleavage and fresh make-up, I'm just not fucking buying into it. Don't get all prettied up just to take a photo of yourself with a new game in the box or your new phone.

I don't believe that Linda just happens to always enjoy the most popular anime, games, manga, etc. She pretends to be a "jack of all trades, master of none", like Michelle, and it's annoying to no end. However, Linda, unlike Michelle, lacks a large female fanbase. I know plenty of models of different genres that have a large female fanbase. Probably because they don't sense any fake "look at me whoring myself out" shit. Michelle has a lot of people tricked, still occasionally makes make-up videos, and doesn't show off her cleavage as often, so of course girls might like her more. But I'm getting derailed.

I know a ton of men that are batshit for Linda, and I'm sick of hearing about her. I almost shat a brick when I was linked to this article.

I am sick and damn tired of these frames. They're not "geeky", they're not "hipster", 

they're to hold lenses to improve your goddamn eyesight.

Before I disagree with that crap, I'll start off by saying the obvious: Every woman is different.

1. Everyone has a different opinion of what is intelligent and fun talk. Example: LOLrsk8s enjoys talking about ichthyology and herpetology, I enjoy discussing microbiology. Do you think every woman enjoys hearing about that stuff? No. Do you think all women want what can be considered an "intelligent" conversation? No. Discover what she likes before talking about crap your are knowledgeable on, else you'll look like an asshole.

2. DON'T over compliment? That is dangerous advice. Some women love never-ending compliments. But again, every woman is different. Gotta find out what she likes.

3. Is Linda suggesting Googling the person to find out about them? That's fucked up. Before I was married I dated a guy that apparently Googled me, hellbent on finding sites I was on. Why didn't he just ask for my account names? ASK ABOUT THIS STUFF. QUESTIONS ARE A GOOD THING.

4. To an extent, yes, they will care what kind of car you drive. No one likes a rape van. More importantly, your driving better be safe.

5. I have never met a woman that enjoyed being beat in a video game. Especially one she favors. Don't make it a priority to win, asshole.

6. No shit, Sherlock. I'd put a picture here, but I used it already in my previous post.

Linda might be the most amazing person ever in real life. But I cannot stand her internet personality. I think she needs to do some modeling that requires different body language and facial expressions, and she needs to stop pretending to like every "nerdy" thing ever to come off as every man's dream come true. Men with even a lick of common sense won't buy into that shit. They may go, "Oh, look, boobs." and move on, but that's it. Or maybe that's what she wants.