It's that time of year again...

Time for more Michelle Phail cosplay disasters. One of this year's victims: Chi (or Chii) from Chobits. Like no one saw that coming.

NO SOUL. NO SOUL AT ALL.

With those contacts, and that vacant facial expression, she looks like she was possessed by a drug abusing demon that's in the mood for some munches. Not attractive. Chi can get away with such eyes because 1. she's a persocom and 2. she's a fictional character.

This isn't her worse cosplay attempt. I say that because others are far worse. All the princess looks she's done were mediocre at best. However, the cosplay make-up attempts in relation to anime/manga seem to be the holy grail of failure. Nana could have easily been done better. Hatsune Miku was fucking awful. 

Trying waaaaaaay too hard.

It is completely possible to execute brilliant cosplay without adding a dozen layers of "anime eyes" make-up.

Her Sailor Moon make-up, however, will probably always be the worst. 

People, when you draw anime eyes around your real eyes, you're not fooling anyone. You don't look like you jumped out of the manga nor TV and into the real world. You look like you drew a bunch of distracting shit on your face. This is something professional cosplayers laugh at. It looks absolutely ridiculous. 

I'm not even going to stick around to see how she ruins Rinoa. The costume is bad efuckingnough. She's going to ramble for too damn long about how she's a "gamer girl" and "true love yadda yadda" and more "omg I'm such a nerd"... Jesus Christ. Stop pretending to be part of my fandoms.  

Get that shit out of here.

Long time no see

Holy crap, people are still subscribed? Impressive, considering no one takes the time to post here like they used to (myself included). We were all keeping up with Lela Warren's please-sue-me-now drama, but there hasn't been an update on it from anyone involved in a month or so.
Never mind, a few minutes after posting this I scrolled across this comment on the GS Complaints Facebook page:

"I know I've been very quiet lately as I followed up on a lot of things. I have filed a FOIA request with FDA to see what the outcome of their investigation was and am awaiting contact from them. I have also been in contact with the FTC andseveral attorneys regarding the misuse of my personal information. I have been contacted by several media outlets about the GS situation as well. There is a long overdue post coming soon, although to be honest some of the issues regarding the release of my PII will have to remain between me and my attorneys for the time being. I understand your frustration and you must do what is best for you, but know that though I've gone blogsilent that does not mean I've given up personally. ~F"

And Michelle Phan is the same lying, manipulative, hiding-behind-religion, fake smiling, sellout that she's been for a long while now. And her phans are still just as hypocritical and malicious as ever.

Michelle has NOT:
- Stopped lying.
- Decided that hiding behind religion makes you look like a douche.
- Backed off on coloring her hair. Girl, give your hair a rest.
- Seized to play victim after posting photos of herself in a revealing outfit/swimsuits then claiming she got bad comments. I never saw any. I think she just wanted her fans to say stuff like "omg fuk ur hatrz". It worked.
- Cut back on the fake smiling.
- Stepped down from her I can be jack of all trades AND master of all attitude.
- Realized that she is not God's gift to the world of fashion and cosmetics.

Business as usual. Still as nauseating as ever. She's also taken up writing, directing, and acting (all for her, not for anyone else), according to one of her recent status updates. She will only get more high on herself if she releases auto-tuned music. At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if that happened.

Oh, she also never stopped reminding people that she's Asian.

Mister Hairdresser is not pleased.

Getting the word out.

Thankfully, Lipsticks and Lightsabers made a post regarding Lela Warren's recent bullshit. She did not address the bit where Lela is "vacationing" in F's home state, but I'm sure there will be more posts in the near future.

However, this was something posted that I had not seen before:

What? She bitched about this shit to her kid? It's none of his responsibility. But it's nothing new. When there's a fire under her ass, she avoids apologizing like the plague, and posts some really shitty pity party status update about how the other people involved are the fucked up ones.

Christ fuck, woman, why do you want the Glittersniffer Complaints blog taken down so badly? It's all screenshots of your failures, of your CONSUMER'S complaints and concerns, and of your half-assed responses-- when you care to respond. If you want the posts to stop, then straighten the fuck up. But, at this point, it's pretty damn impossible. A person that makes make-up that causes physical injuries shouldn't be in "business" in the first place.

Lela Warren - The drama continues...

Quick post will be quick. If you saw the last update, or keep up with GlitterSniffer Complaints on Facebook, you probably know what this is about.

"GlitterSniffer Cosmetics owner Lela Warren announced on her Facebook page today that she is contemplating a trip to my home state. In other news, while Lela plans vacations, people are still awaiting refunds. ~F"

Well, that's fucking scary. I'm sure the few die-hard fans that Lela has will applaud her for taking a "vacation" and blowing off refunds as hard as humanly possible.

Lela, being a horrible liar, actually said she was going to visit relatives in F's home state. If she had to mention "F's home state", you know something's up.

 "No, not at all, she just mentioned she wanted to "visit relatives" in F's home state."

Several comments expressed concern in F contacting her attorney and the authorities. Thankfully, she has already done so.

 "There is a screenshot, yes. And I have already been in touch with my attorney. ~F"

Stay safe, F. I wish you and your family safety, and if it comes down to it, a victorious lawsuit.

Beware of Lela Warren

No one has updated this thing in a while. Our bad. Michelle has become very predictable, still finds the time to delete comments despite her "busy" schedule, and if she doesn't stop screwing with her hair, she's going to be bald before she's 30. But this is not a post about MP.

If you have never heard of the name Glittersniffer Cosmetics, nor Lela Warren, then check out this blog. If you don't care to look through all of the posts there, there is a single post (although a part 2 is to be expected) over at Lipsticks and Lightsabers.

Anastasia said it best:

"Glittersniffer Cosmetics is run by Lela Warren, a woman who is at best mentally ill, and at worst a lying, malicious, and manipulative criminal."

Lela has a long history of getting orders "lost" in the mail. Such a long history that it's impossible to believe they were all somehow misplaced. People have spent hundreds, even thousands of dollars on her products, or at least trying to obtain some. While I think it's unwise to spend that much on eye shadows that never arrive from a shady company, you'd think they'd get something in the mail eventually. But that is only one example of the BS that goes on with the company.

Today, on the Glittersniffer Complaints Facebook page, one of the page owners made a disturbing update:

"Lela Warren posted my name, address, and telephone number to her personal Facebook page. The post has been deleted. She states she will continue to post my personal information until the blog and the page are removed. Look for a post about the situation soon."

She also later stated that Lela threatened to post information on her living relatives, as well.

That, to me, is sad and terrifying. Lela, and the people that helped her (because I seriously doubt she was smart enough to do it on her own), more than likely spent hours, or days, finding the information on the poor woman and her family. And it could result in damage, because like MP, GS has some seriously delusional, crazy fans. Not nearly as many as MP, but enough that it could end up being a pain in the ass.

There is a debate going on whether Lela is truly mental or not. Whether she is or she isn't, she needs to be put in jail and/or a mental hospital. The woman has stolen thousands of dollars over the years; there are documents to back that up. She's also sold pigments with unsafe dyes that caused damage to an individual. There is also evidence on that. Her site needs to be shut down, for good. This woman is clearly unfit to own a business of any kind, and despite all the chances she has had to straighten up, along with claims that she would, she will not. She never will, because she has no intention to.

Do not buy anything from this woman. And be aware that she obviously has no problem with trying to send an internet army to ruin someone's life in defense of her own self-damaged reputation. 

It's your own damn fault

Yep, we're still updating. Occasionally. 

First off: We've been getting some whiny e-mails about how we have temporarily disabled comments until we get some stuff solved. E-mails addressing that we are pussies, we will be unsubscribed to, etc. Look, if it really pisses you off that bad, you don't have to follow this blog. Just sayin'.

This post contains no screen caps. You can go to NYX's Facebook fan page to see the fail for yourself. 

Anyway, a few of my friends and myself had a money bet going on about NYX Cosmetics online "thank you to our fans" sale. The bet was in regards to how long the site would shut down, but it was gonna happen, no matter what. The site did indeed crash very early on. And I believe it's been that way all day, with the exception of a few instances that only the front page would load. NYX, however, has been updating the shit out of their page to let the fans know they were working on the problem. The updates were so constant they got incredibly annoying, and at one point it was all I saw in my news feed. 

LOLrsk8s and myself made a separate bet about how nasty the fans would react to the website being shut down. I thought that since NYX was making constant updates, and actually seemed to give a shit as opposed to other companies, fans might react a little better. Holy shit, I was wrong. 

LOLrsk8s called it:

"There are going to be so many whiny assholes. Having a giant pissing contest won't fix the site faster. And can you imagine how many idiots are going to complain about how they spent "hours" or "the entire day" waiting on the site to be back up? Do they not realize how stupid that makes them look? If you spent aaaaaaall day waiting to grab some cheap lipsticks, that is your own goddamn fault."

Hopefully, NYX will not be damaged by this, since they actually seem to give a fuck. But if I ran a site and it was unveiled that I had really bitchy fans, I'd be like, "Oh, you can't wait for this? Are you gonna be dead in the next 24 hours or something?" I'd like to see those turds try to run a massive cosmetics website and manage a sale.

Let's get back to "normal" posting, shall we?

What's wrong with this? All of it. I doubt anyone said they "hated" the video. Maybe a comment or two out of a fuck ton. The big problem is that Michelle has never been accepting of constructive criticism. Even the most thoughtful, and helpful comments are treated just the same as "ur vids r stoopid" and "fuck you" comments. I guarantee you her obsession with deleting comments is far from over.

These videos are boring. I rather be sitting in history class. Hell, I rather go to the park and watch dogs squeeze out turds. Lots of gurus are doing this now. A lot of channels have spawned just for stuff like this. And this shit is far from new. It's really been stuffed in our faces for the past 2-3 years. And plenty of websites and magazines republish this stuff every freaking season like it's brand damn new. But Michelle has been out of original ideas for a long time now, so it's not a surprise.

And I suddenly remembered that she never uploaded that Ice Princess tutorial she filmed with Promise. She said the lighting sucked, and wanted to re-film it. Here's a tip: Don't film when the lighting sucks ass.

Why doesn't she give credit for those quotes? Oh, yeah, because some of her minions are stupid enough to believe that she (Michelle) actually said that stuff. And she loves it.

One again, Michelle is trying to convince everyone that she is a gamer girl when she is a "GURL gamer". I remember being a kid in the 90's playing video games, and getting made fun of. Now, apparently, you're shit if you don't play video games. But as long as you play one or two games that everyone and their grandma is playing, it counts. Right, Michelle?

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A translation for the "minions" that do not like reading, and only like complaining:
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Damage Control

We recently experienced an issue with a few anons attacking registered members (that follow this blog), making death threats, and claiming to release personal information against said followers among several posts. The posts have been removed, so there will now be broken links throughout the blog. We apologize for this.

We have stated previously that we do not approve of death threats. We also do not approve of anyone releasing personal info (that has been kept private) against he others (addresses, phone numbers, etc.). And we will not tolerate anyone encouraging the hacking of someone's account just because of disagreements that could easily be avoided all together by not willingly visiting the comments. Hacking is a felony, and if we are contacted for evidence in regards to a hacking, we will provide honest evidence.

As of right now, there is no commenting. It is easier for us to deny/disable comments rather than continuously make an effort to clean up the messes that are left in our absence. Our apologies to the people that never abused that privilege.

And thanks to the people that assisted in the clean up.

- EiPS crew

I want to know something

Hello lovers, haters, and masturbaters (lol Shimmy). It's Ty again. I'm going to be writing everything for a while and saving it all as drafts so E.B. can approve it all. So get used to the cluster fuckery. Anywho, I was reminded of something MP related today and I don't believe the situation ever got a direct answer. Some of you might be familiar with Michelle's old ass "Electric Zoo" contest, where the winner would receive a trip to LA to go to some club that looked like it was for Asians only. Here's a screen still from that Michelle's "improvised" make-up:

Oh, honey, could you be more sloppy? At least put some damn mascara on. What a poor rip of ManWomanFilm's zebra look. And for the minions that were not around during the time this occurred, yes bitches that is a real screen still. She's been half assing her videos for a good while now. Michelle was called out on the rip, and despite her constant claims of having never seen MWF's looks before, she eventually caved and screened or deleted the video. And as a special shout-out to mzddd22 on Youtube: Honey, your zebra look was not "inspired" by MWF. It was the same damn thing, it's a copy. It loks fine, btu it's a damn copy. Anywho, the girl that won the contest was, of course, Asian. Her "Kevin" (from Disney/Pixar's UP) inspired look is still on Youtube.

So, here is my question: Did she ever get flown out to LA for the super racist Asian club thing? Or was this yet another fake contest by Michelle Phalse with a predetermined winner so she can cover her ass?

More Taeyeon stuff

Hi, I'm not the normal poster. E.B., that's what I call her, posted some FAQ crap and got the hell off. I'm Ty. That's right, I have a penis. I've made minor contributions here before. Like you care. I just saw the whole SNSD thing with Taeyeon being pulled off stage. This crap is going to be all over Facebook for a long ass time. Damn it. And I'm not updating the first post for this because I don't want to. Gotta back track if you wanna see the first post, tough shit. I've got some more screen caps of the douche-bag comments for you all. More fans claiming they'd kill the man, all over some Asian singer they will never get to know in real life.

I've never linked a Youtube video on here before. Looks like shit as I'm writing this. But, anyway, you can see the guy come on stage in plain sight and grab Taeyeon. Where the fuck was security? I know that man is clearly a loon, but come on, security should have prevented him from getting back stage at all.

Taeyeon has some real asshole fans

I'd like to take the time to acknowledge one special "hater" that has been giving my blog a good bit of traffic by putting up the, "I'm gonna point out the obvious and act like I'm better than you" front. Thanks for the traffic. But just remember that if you honest to God hate this blog, you really contradict yourself by coming back time and time again and making it known that you do keep up with the posts, especially when you're keeping up with the dates of when shit's going down. But if you want something to willingly be angry about, then you are in the right place! Hooray!

ANYWAY...

My Facebook page (well, anyone that keeps up with SNSD via FB) was suddenly flooded to death with news of SNSD's Taeyeon being pulled off stage by a stranger. 

What? Just, what? Where the hell did he think he was going with her? More importantly, where the hell was security to keep this guy out in the first place?

Miss Taeyeon has some pretty delusional fans. Apparently, calling someone a "dog face", among other things, will magically put this man behind bars faster or something.

Click to enlarge, blah blah you know how this works. 

I'm not defending the guy, nor saying he's attractive. But geez, it's like a "dog face" bandwagon all over that page. And I like that one physical threat. I'm sure s/he would have jumped the stage and punched the man clean in the face and saved the day. Not.

HOLY FUCKING SCREEN CAPS, BATMAN.

I DID NOT SCREEN CAP ANY OF THESE, nor did I write anything on them. Some posters over at GuruGossip got all of these delightful gems, and wrote on them. I wanted to post them myself just in case they were to vanish. These are posted in no specific order. Most of them are in regards to Michelle's "Haters are just confused admirers" status update on Facebook, that has been deleted due to the fact that Michelle can't stand it when anyone disagrees with her, no matter how nice they are about it.

If you screen capped any of these, feel free to come take credit.

 

And yes, she said, "Haters are just confused admirers". Really? Jesus tap-dancing Christ, Michelle... Get off of your high horse before it kicks you clean off and into a pile of cow doodie. 

ALL OF THESE CAN BE CLICKED TO BE ENLARGED.

^^^ I fucking love that comment so much you have no idea.

^^^ Kind of amusing how Michelle says, "We're all hypocrites" instead of "I'm hypocritical". God forbid she single herself out in the wrong. While I firmly believe that everyone has hypocritical moments, it's painfully obvious that Michelle believes she is perfect and can do no wrong. She she says stuff like that to cover her ass. It isn't really working out for her anymore.

^^^ Michelle has rarely done anything to thank her fans and psychotic minions. She has the money to host contests and give-a-ways out the ass, yet she doesn't. She won't even acknowledge a fan 9 out of 10 times unless there's riff-raff going on and they're in her favor and/or kissing her ass.

I LOVE THIS NEXT COMMENT FOREVER.

Michelle does have some smart fans. ^^^ And lol, "weak sauce". 

I think that's everything. Truth be told, I'm surprised Michelle hasn't hired an intern, or something, to monitor the shit out of her pages and delete anything that can be taken negatively. Even if it's a comment where someone gave her an innocent inch, and she stretched it out a mile to find something completely out of context to claim it to be a hateful comment.

A REAL cherry blossom tutorial

If you are new here or a lazy minion that wants to bitch, read this first.
^^^ The disclaimer page has been updated for the big kids. I actually do appreciate rude comments; they're proof that Michelle's fans are malevolent. But, thanks also to the people that leave nice comments. I didn't forget you guys. <3 ALSO, ADSENSE.

Well, I got behind on posts. Again. Shit happens. I have a lot of crap that needs to be posted; I might knock another post out after this one.

Anyway, some of you regular readers might recall that Michelle did a half-assed cherry blossom make-up tutorial to raise money for Japan's earthquake/tsunami relief fund. The look, at best, was very lazy. Lighting sucked, colors were muddy, no real effort. For someone that lies to the FDA and FTC, and gets paid by Lancome to do one make-up video a month, you'd think she'd give more of a shit (even if the video wasn't for Lancome). Especially since her updates, specifically make-up tutorials, are rare as hell now. She looks so bored in her videos it almost seems painful.

Anyway, I, as well as a few other contributors, are giant fans of ManWomanFilm on Youtube. We appreciate her looks, the variety of music, settings, and even occasional little shows thrown into her videos. She has uploaded two Cherry Blossom tutorial videos, and we love them. There have been some pretty lulzy comments with people comparing/favoring ManWomanFilm over Michelle. Personally, I think there is no comparison; MWF has a different style about herself and obviously makes videos for fun, not money.

I didn't post screen caps comparing the looks, because I want you all to go to MWF's channel and see her videos for yourself.

No funny picture this time. Sorry.

EDIT: Forgot to post a link to this. The Tumblr already posted it, but I am too, because I like it. If you don't check out the link, at least read this paragraph from it:

"Michelle isn’t just a beauty blogger anymore, guys. She has entered the professional world, she did so a little more than a year ago. I don’t really care that she makes mistakes, if she would suck it up and take responsibility for them, or at least acknowledge that they happened. But she doesn’t. That is why people nitpick, and why people get pissed off when she makes huge mistakes. She blatantly lies to her fans and they eat it up, they eat it up like a dog given a snack."

 THANK YOU.

"Who’s the Bigger Fake?"

I was sent a link to an article about the whole Xiaxue vs Peter Coffin thing. It was a pretty good read. I still think they are both royally fucked up. I also still think that Xiaxue is a beast that can't seem to survive without maximum insane drama life. I don't give two flying fucks if PC provoked it or not, XX has always been a vicious asshole.

I do agree with what umNO on GuruGossip had to say about it all:

"However Wendy invited people to go insult Peter on his twitter. No one here invites people to go harangue MP nor XX. We present our opinions and let people come up with their own conclusions. That is the main difference. Both MP and XX invite their followers to take action against people they've targeted. Lesson/medicine blah blah bleh whatever bullshit excuse they want to give it, once you call for action, you are using your online presence to bully. A fine line, but it is there."

Well said.



Oh, you wanted a picture? Here you go... (click to enlarge)

You've got somethin' on your teeth...

If you're new to the blog, read this before getting a big dick.

I didn't feel like posting anything today, but I wanted to get this shit up (the last part of it, really) in case the video is removed/hidden or if Michelle starts making excuses.

First, some of the shit that's been on her Facebook page recently... (As usual all images can be clicked to be enlarged.)

1. Posting links to your own old videos? Sorry, but it sounds like her AdSense isn't filling up fast enough, and she isn't inspired enough to make a new video.

2. I don't love Tidus nor Yuna. To me, FFX was the official starting point for the FF games going downhill. She already said in a video that she's been a fan since FFVII. The earlier FF games were pretty damn great, too. IV was epic, and VI was pretty damn perfect to me. Kefka... no one can kick his ass. I'm sorry, I just really fucking hate it when she pretends to be a fantard of stuff she could probably give a fuck less about.

Uh, no, he looks like he got a bad spray tan and is sick with a cold and in the middle of a sneeze due to allergies stirred up by that horrid wig.

Oh fuck, it's the return of the terrifying circle lenses.

1. I'm sure that quote is in some sort of self defense.

2. Oh, no, she's doing "favorites" videos now? And why the fuck is she making that face? Stop it. That face is never sexy. Ever.

GODDAMMIT THOSE LENSES ARE FUCKING CREEPY.

ALSO: Someone told me she had lipstick/stain/whatever on her teeth in this video. I asked for screencaps, but none of them are super clear. It could be mistaken for a shadow. But I'll take their word for it.

But apparently several people think it is lipstick on her teeth...

Second comment, you are right. She needs to show proof of the damn donations. Other Youtube celebs are showing evidence (Bubzbeauty, NigaHiga, etc.). She's almost never made mention of what charities were receiving how much money unless she was partnered up (and most likely paid) to do it; like with the Lancome and St. Jude video.

I'm guessing the video will either a) mysteriously vanish or b) she'll be like "it's just a shadow, not lipstick, don't hate :))))))" Buh, fuck.

Not impressed with the winners...

So, I've been keeping up with the product ad contest Bubzbeauty posted about... not sure how long ago it was... Anyway, she announced there would be first, second, and third place winners, and seven runner ups. All of these people would get pretty sweet prize packages. I kept up with the entries out of curiosity of what people would do since the ads could be humorous and/or for nonexistent products.

I assumed the contest would have a few rules, like how long a video could be, how many people could participate, etc., but I don't believe that was the case. I also don't think that the entries were based too much on creativity. Here's the link to the "awards" video.

And now I'm gonna blab my opinion on all of the entries. If you don't like my opinion please hit the back button provided on your browser.


The seven runner-ups:

The Skittles stop motion ad: I actually really loved this one, but I am a sucker for stop motion animation. I've worked with stop motion for art classes, and it's a real pain in the ass. I know the girl worked hard, and I really think she should have placed in third at least. She worked with a camera, paper, pens, and Skittles to make a great video. Fuck yeah.

The 969 Printer ad: Good ad, really good. I think this one should have also been in the top three. But I could have lived without the making-out in the beginning. I just don't like seeing/hearing other people making out. Just a little peeve of mine. But it was a humorous ad with good acting.

iChoc ad: Bunch of girls in bright pants dancing. Okay. It wasn't bad, but it was too long. At least they looked like they were having fun.

Dove hair ad: This one wasn't bad, but it was boring. There was nothing original about it, nothing funny, nothing that jumped out at me. I really don't think it should have been a runner-up.

Robotic hand ad: Creative, humorous, wasn't super original but it was very well put together.

Nilum length & strength ad: Kind of up there with the Dove ad, but I liked it when she pulled on her hair and it just kept coming out (I know it was fake). Not bad.

Animal testing ad: Nice animated ad, a good break from the other entries, but the concept has been done. A lot.


 And now for the top three...


3rd place was the Audio-technica: Assuming that person really did draw those images, damn good. It all flowed together wonderfully, and was convincing. I'm glad it won third place.


2nd place was the Rowing Boat Club: This was good, but I don't think it deserved to win second place. Why? It was pretty much a movie trailer, not a product ad. Didn't the original contest post state the entries should be for product ads? It wasn't bad at all, it was really impressive, but it was a fucking movie trailer.


Fun fact: Bubz is being asked to do a movie trailer contest. When she does I should post a fucking product ad video.

1st place was Smoking Kills: This has been done so many times I don't even... Great ad. But this person also had a bit of an unfair advantage. They seemed to be working with others that had extra experience in filming, and she was able to get a ton of people involved. Few entries had that advantage. And I'm getting tired of hearing Requiem for a Dream everyfuckingwhere. Beautiful piece, I love it, but it's been overused. Not saying the video was bad at all, but this person clearly had some advantages.

But here's what really pisses me off...


Klaire de Lys had a gorgeous entry. Given, I've never given a shit about perfume commercials. They're usually full of sex or the ocean (or both). They are the kinds of ads that you can't imagine what the hell it's for until it's over and a name flashes on the screen. However, Klaire's video was pretty damn awesome, and it's obvious she put work into it. She should have been in the runner-ups if nothing else. Shit, she should have gained a spot in the runner-ups over that Dove ad.

Can't please everyone. But dammit, Klaire should have been a runner-up.

Michelle's Twitter makes my brain melt

I don't use Twitter, and neither do the few people that contribute to these posts. But I've come to realize that if we did we'd be posting just about everything Michelle Tweets, because almost all of it is completely ass-backwards retarded. Her recent Tweets defending XX are sickening. I don't give a fuck about that Peter guy, XX has always been a massive bitch and continues to do so, even if she isn't provoked. Michelle defends her because she's just as bad. Some innocent Christian she is.

Click to enlarge...

The other tweets were just boring or flat out stupid...

I'm starting to think she's moving just so she'll have an excuse to buy more shit.

On a happier note: